http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQ1IFUD9Rw
A nice David Letterman Top 10 list (text below).
10. “Mr. Boehner, please stop crying.”
9. “How do we blame this dead bird thing on Obama.”
8. “I think he was just sworn in on a copy of Snooki’s new book.”
7. “Beer me.”
6. “Alright, you’ve had six hours, is the economy fixed?”
5. “Speaker Boehner, please stop blowing your nose.”
4. “When is Vacation.”
3. “No, Senator McCain, Woodrow Wilson Doesn’t Work here anymore.”
2. “When do we get to have sex with the pages.”
1. “How soon can we go back to invading countries for oil.”
h/t Climate Progress
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