Author name: Maggie Milstein

I am a 20 year old student of the University of California at San Diego. I write satire and nonfiction for three different publications. I am a pre-medical/writing student.

High-Fructose Corn Syrup is Good for You, Aphrodisiac

By Maggie Milstein

You will soon be reliving the summer of ’69, rolling through the Kansas cornfields without a care.

High-Fructose Corn Syrup is Good for You, Aphrodisiac Read More 👉

Ike Weakens to Tropical Depression, Prozac

By Maggie Milstein

Friends report that Ike has TIVO-d every episode of Project Runway and refuses to change his sweatpants.

Ike Weakens to Tropical Depression, Prozac Read More 👉

Author name: Maggie Milstein

High-Fructose Corn Syrup is Good for You, Aphrodisiac

Ike Weakens to Tropical Depression, Prozac

Start typing and press enter to search