PETA Releases ‘Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals’ Videogame
PETA has released a downloadable videogame parody of the Cooking Mama series usually found on Nintendo game consoles. The game includes such family friendly activities as plucking feathers and removing the internal organs from a dead turkey.
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Not to spoil the ending, but after preparing the whole bloody Thanksgiving dinner from slaughter to oven, Mama has a change of heart and opts for a Tofurkey instead.
“We’re having a bit of fun at Mama’s expense, but there’s nothing funny about the suffering endured by turkeys and other animals who are killed for food,” said PETA’s Joel Bartlett. “With all the delicious vegan alternatives available, there’s no need to make the carcass of a tormented bird the centerpiece of your Thanksgiving table.”
Agree or disagree with PETA’s message, you’ve got to admit that this is a well-executed campaign. Hell, the graphics and controls might even be better than the first Cooking Mama Wii. To check it out in all its gory glory, visit the game’s site.
Image Credit: PETA
PETA is by far the worst idea in human history. Yeah, lets not eat our main source of food and limit ourselves to crappy foods that don’t provide the proper nutrients and such. That’s definitely an awesome idea. And oh yeah.. ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!! Oh, wait, not their not.. they were selected NATURALLY to be below humans in the food chain. That’s the way that nature intended it to be, and there’s no reason why we should go around preaching bullshit messages to fuck it up. Animals eat other animals every single mother fucking day and no one is out there telling them that it’s wrong. Wanna know why? Because they can’t fucking understand!! THEY ARE ANIMALS. Get over yourself PETA and find some sort of worthwhile way to contribute your time instead of telling everyone how to live their lives.
I want the alternate ending where I get to eat the yummy turkey after all the hard work of cleaning my kill. Seriously, all of this stuff is just a part of life. PETA is just a bunch of over emotional windbags.
What a bunch of crazy hippies. This thanksgiving I’ll eat a extra piece of turkey just for you peta. Then, after im done stuffing myself with meat I think i’ll go deer hunting, or maybe pheasants. Wanna come along? I’ll probably need some help dragging them back to the road. So many animals, so little time.
I propose a Chick’n Pluck’n contest. Contestants would compete to clock the fastest time, pluck’n a chicken.
As the inspiration of chicken pluck’n as a mass media game. As the Org that has brought the pastime of Chick’n Pluck’n as a sport, to a mass audience, for the first time… Perhaps PETA would like to sponsor…
Oh wait, they already have a Chick’n Pluck’n contest in Spring Hill FL. Well, at least PETA’s efforts will help get Chick’n Pluck’n the recognition it deserves as a popular sport!
You know, I’ve killed many animals, and eaten them all, and I can tell you that it is NEVER that bloody. Once the heart stops beating, the carcass stops bleeding…
How would Vegans know what it is like to cook a Turkey Dinner anyways? Do they have “Lets go actually experience what we are fighting against” days?
I hate PeTA but this game is lols.
PETA never really thought through it’s whole pholosophy. What happens to these animals if people stop eating them, they’re no longer able to live wild, and even if they could, they’d just end up being eaten by another animal. Ever gone into the woods and seen an old rabbit? Why is it so immoral to eat animals when nature requires that one living creature eats another to survive. This concept that people are somehow above this natural process is flawed.
This mob may actually give Scientology a run for biggest whackjobs.
I wonder if they’d respect my feelings if I throw green paint on them and start claiming that plants were born free?
seriously I hope the game company that makes cooking mama slaps them with a suit. Peta it is not your place to make us feel bad for doing what are bodies are made for. Humans have canine teeth for ripping meat the same as a carnivore, and flat teeth for grinding vegetation like herbivores, so that would make us Omnivores, we need both meat and vegetables to be healthy.
I’m gonna install these on the elementary school computers I volunteer at.
AHHAHAH let the kids start playing this and see where meat comes from.