Green and Obscene! Part Deux: Sex! Sex! Sex!
Unless he or she is “just not that into you,” the mood has been set. Now it’s just all about where and when.
Your bed will make all the difference; a naked romp in a verdant meadow isn’t your only green option. Invest in an organic comforter set. Don’t worry—if you are living off a writer’s salary, you can get these luxurious items at an artist’s price at Target. Organic mattresses come at a slightly higher price, but are great long-term investments. An organic Natura Sunshine Mattress sells for $660.00 (Organicsleepproducts.com). Always make sure to wash your sheets with environmentally friendly soaps and softeners (like Sun and Earth Deep Cleaning Detergent) before the fun! You may even want to spritz your sheets with organic perfume, like Dream Tarts’ home fragrance in Midsummer’s Night.
Hopefully by now both (or more!) of you are ready for business. Never ever sacrifice a condom in the name of the environment; it’s just another excuse not to use one (listen ladies!). Given the right conditions, latex condoms should always decompose. However, if you are allergic to latex and use polyurethane condoms you have no choice but to throw them away (it’s the only situation where it’s not a good idea to recycle!). You cannot recycle the condom wrapper, but you should always recycle the box it came in. There are also many organic lubes to choose from. UK-based company Yes Pure Intimacy offers a great selection of water or oil based lubes (www.yesyesyes.org).
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If you’re into it, many companies offer a great selection of environmentally friendly men and women’s sex toys. Earth Erotics sells toys that are PVC-free and that come in many different materials and sizes. You can purchase anything from standard recycled rubber whips to hand-made blown glass dildos. The company also coordinates organic sex toy parties so you and your friends can buy all the toys you want in a friendly and fun atmosphere. Always remember to wash your toys before and after use (try Tom’s of Maine Natural Moisturizing Hand Soap).
Most of all: relax and have fun! Just knowing that you are helping the environment will make you want to go back for seconds (well, hopefully longer than that).
Tune in next time for tips on organic post-coital bliss!
And remember kids: Blondes, not bombs.
Don’t forget organic bath products and soy candles for a romantic evening as well. I’ve recently been seeing more lingerie made from bamboo fiber as well - very soft and eco-friendly!