Green and Obscene! Part Three: Flex after Sex
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Now wasn’t that lovely? Suspended in post-coital bliss like a fly in amber, you might forgo all you have learned to just relax. However, it’s just as important to exercise environmentalism after sex.
Don’t light up a cigarette. Don’t even think about it.
Break out your soy-based massage oil and give your partner a light massage. Choose a soothing scent, like white tea or lavender, to help him or her relax. When you are ready to get out of bed, jump in the shower for some sudsy fun. Have an organic shampoo and conditioner ready, like Nature’s Shampoo and Conditioner (available at Beeswork.com). Wash each other with an organic cleanser like Nature’s Cleanser or Tom’s of Maine Nature Moisturizing Body Bar. As always, make sure that your shower is under five minutes! Wash up with Tom’s of Maine deodorant, toothpaste, mouthwash, and floss. Slip into organic pajamas, like Kushtushs’ two-piece silk charmeuse set for men and women. Then, snuggle together and get ready for the best, guiltless sleep of your life.
Share the love! Give this affordable gift basket with everything needed for truly organic sex to some newlyweds! You are sure to give the best present at the wedding.
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Your Organic Orgasmic Gift Basket
Soy Inspirations© Lavender Sage Soy Candle, available at Target.com
Incubus, Make Yourself album, available at Target.com
American Apparel © Women’s Organic Baby Rib Basic Short Sleeve T , Women’s Organic Baby Rib Thong, Men’s Organic Fine Jersey T Shirt , Men’s Organic Baby Rib Men’s Briefs, all available at AmericanApparel.net
Organic Sheet Set, available at Target.com
Sun and Earth © Deep Cleaning Detergent, available at Sunandearth.com
Dream Tarts © home fragrance, available at Dreamtarts.com
Yes Pure Intimacy© water-based lube, available at YesYesYes.org
Earth Erotics © gift certificate, available at EarthErotics.com
Toms of Maine© Moisturizing Hand Soap, Natural Deodorant Body Bar, Natural Long-Lasting Deodorant Roll-On, Natural Anti-Cavity Fluoride Toothpaste, Natural Anti-Cavity Fluoride Mouthwash, Anti-Plague Flat Floss, all available at drugstore.com
Nature © Shampoo and Conditioner, available at Beeswork.com
Nature © Traveler’s Sampler Kit, available at Beeswork.com
KushTush © two-piece charmeuse set (men and women’s), available at KushTush.com
And remember kids: Red heads, not war heads.
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